My Top Ten List Of Extremely Annoying Web Page Design Elements!

Easy navigation and usability are one of the mostAss." (Example: "Kick Ass Copy-Writing Service,"
important aspects of creating a "user friendly" website."Kick Butt
However, there are still a "plethora" of web-sites outWeb Marketing"). I can't exit fast enough when I see
there that are, to be politically correct, "functionallyanyone
challenged." Does your website keep peopleusing that phrase in website advertising copy. It
captivated, or does it send them fleeing as soon asmaybe an
they get to the first page? Do you offend your visitorsexcellent marketing headline, but for me, it is a total
by employing these ten web design faux pau's?1)turn-off. Impress your visitors with intelligent,
Music, or any voice recording that automatically playsinformative,
when you enter a site, without giving me the option ofadvertising copy and content.8) AND
turningSOMEONE-ANYONE-PLEASE! Stop the "ultra" dark
it off. Yes, there are still website owners who thinkbackground accented with an equally dark font! I have
that putting their Midi version of "Play That Funky Musicdiscovered many a website in which the background,
Whiteboy," will some how impress their visitors.and the text fonts are
Always give people the option of listening to anyindistinguishable from each other! It looks like your are
recorded information you have on your website. Don'tstaring
automatically assume that your visitors will beinto a black hole! Lighten things up a bit, and don't
captivated by your voice, or your music.2) Spinning ormake me
animated GIF's of any type. Floating cursorsturn the brightness controls on my monitor to full! And
that follow me around while I am visiting your site. Ifno, I
you want to distract me from viewing your information,don't want to highlight the text so I can read the
then incorporate this "flotation device" into your designinformation
repertoire! It is like having a security guard follow meon your website!9) While I love Marcomedia's Flash, I
around in a retail store to make sure that I'm notthink it should be used sparingly. Unless you have a film
stealing!Oversize font that takes up the whole landingsite, or a product that
page, and web pagesrequires a detailed visual description, just forget about
that do not fit in my viewing screen. If you are notusing
sure how your website looks on other browsers, thenflash for e-commerce. There is a majority of people
use this free tool called Browsersizer..ApplyThis.comout
Browsersizerthere who still use those pokey dial-up modems (me
helps web developers check to see how their webbeing
pages look on different screen resolutions. Slowone of them) and I "hate the wait!"Even when I use
loading web pages. Compress, or eliminate largethe skip feature it still takes to long for the
lumbering graphics. Your landing page should load in 10page to load. While doing research for The Ultimate
seconds or less. Here is a website that will analyzeGuide
your load that are "Under Construction." Don't promoteTo Products For Resale: I noticed that some designer
what you don't have. It is almost guaranteed that onceclothing wholesalers where using
I see that logo on your site, I will not visit again to see ifflash to sell their product. The same applied to retail
your construction is finished. Web-sites that don't notsellers of designer shoes, designer handbags, and
allow me to use the "back button." Eliminating my abilitydesigner clothing.My question is why? If you are using
to move out of, or through your website, has meyour site to sell a product, just stick with high quality,
looking for the X button. If you want people to visitfast loading photos, followed up with good creative
much, and often, then make your site with the dynamicdescriptions of each item. If you have to make people
content that will persuade people to add your site towait to buy your product, people will buy your product
their favorites file.3) Any website that looks like itsomewhere else! If you absolutely, positively, must use
resembles Times Square in NewFlash, then make your files as fast loading as possible,
York City. Multitudes of "flashing" or "blinking" bannerespecially if you are selling a product.10) Solid blocks of
ads shoved in my face as soon as I reach yourtext with no breaks between paragraphs.
landing page will send me running. Flashing banner adsThe only industry that gets away with that format is
are the equivalent of a carnival barker trying to lurenewspaper,
people into his sideshow! You don't need to shout tobook, and magazine publishers. The Internet is a
people to get you message heard on the Internet.different world
Keep you banner ad's limited, and your contentaltogether. People not only want their information
abundant!4) Website owners that make it too hard toquick, but they also want to read it in smaller, "bit size"
navigate their site.portions of content.I like to skim over articles for the
If I have to jump through "link hoops" to get to yourmain points. If I have to
information I am outta there. Make your product, price,"slog" through content that looks like a rambling diatribe
orwith
service, clear, precise, and easy to find. The "aboutno paragraph breaks, I'm gone! Make your content
us,"clear and concise. Break up your paragraphs, and use
or "frequently asked questions" section of someplenty of "white
web-sites,space" when possible.So there they are. My "Top
leaves me with more questions than answers. DesignTen" pet peeves of dysfunctional
your content so that even elementary school childrendesign! Do any of them apply to you? Remember,
can understand the purpose of your website.5)you only
Pop-Ups..Pop-Ups...Pop-Ups..I don't mind one, or evenget one chance to make a good impression. There
a few. But, if I have to close multiple pop-ups to get toliterally
yourbillions of web sites out there, and you need to
website, I will flee the scene. I have encounteredcapture your
some sites that had so many pop-ups they froze myvisitors attention within seconds. Make your site neat
computer screen, even with blocking software. Theand
same applies for any of those "fly-in" or "hover ads"ready to greet! For more information about how to
that bounce across my computer screen. If you havemake your
to use anything, incorporate a pop-up that loads whensite user friendly, go to Jakob Nielsen's Usability
a visitor leaves, not before, or during my visit to yourSite: site for tips on better website design.Robert C.
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