Have You Burned Any Travelogs?

My grandmother called them "Gullibles Travels". Thesehearing the theme music from "Jaws". It's just a movie,
were trips Americans took to other countries beforesays my husband. There are only four or five shark
they saw America. She wanted Americans to see theattacks a year, says my husband. In LA he thinks I
treasures in their own backyards.should watch out for two-legged sharks.
When I lived outside New York City, the United Nations,My husband and I share the driving when we travel by
the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island were treasures.car, but I prefer seeing America by ship. The coast of
Now I live in Los Angeles; and the treasures areMaine, the inland waterway from Rhode Island to
Rodeo Drive, Mann's Chinese Theater and theFlorida, the Erie Canal, Alaska and Hawaii - when we
Hollywood sign - more histrionics than history.cruise, we don't get stuck in traffic; and we don't have
My personal history started in New England with itsto find places to pull over to take pictures. John will sail,
white, colonial churches; red barns; and fall foliage. Webut he's not sold that it's better than driving. At Motel 6
don't have fall foliage in LA - we have palm trees. As Iyou don't have to dress for dinner.
child I only saw palm trees when we vacationed inThere's no dressing for dinner on planes, but you can't
Florida. Palm trees said vacation to me then and theysee much. I'm always on the wrong side when the
still do - when I stop and listen. With palm trees,captain points out the Mississippi River or the Grand
however, you don't have to stop and rake under them.Canyon.
That says vacation to my husband and sons.And then there's seeing the country by train. You can
As a child I was lulled to sleep by the sounds of thesee lots of beautiful countryside by train, but in cities
Atlantic Ocean. As an adult I listen to the Pacificthe tracks go through areas you don't want to see. My
Ocean when I can't sleep. I swam in the Atlantic as asister travels by train, but she has acrophobia. What
child, but this adult doesn't swim in the Pacific. That'sshe wants to see most is the ground.
Steven Spielberg's fault. I can't go in the ocean without