| Why is it the perfect time for pizza quotes and pasta | | | | pasta: If no one is ever going to ask for risotto on the |
| quotes? Because October is Pizza and Pasta Month! | | | | side of their spaghetti again, we have won something. |
| While it may have Italian origins, Pizza has definitely | | | | We've turned them around. ~ Mario Batali |
| become a staple of the American diet. And Pasta? | | | | 9. Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of |
| Well who has gone a week without a serving. If you're | | | | them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something |
| a pizza or pasta lover (and really, who isn't?) then | | | | is too many. I'll have 1000 pieces of noodles. ~ Mitch |
| these pizza quotes and pasta quotes are sure to hit | | | | Hedberg |
| the spot. | | | | 10. Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. ~ Sophia |
| 1. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm | | | | Loren |
| not hungry enough to eat six. ~ Yogi Berra | | | | 11. No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so |
| 2. The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at | | | | much attention. ~ Christopher Morley |
| 4:00 a.m. ~ Charles Pierce | | | | 12. Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some |
| 3. Believe it or not, Americans eat 75 acres of pizza | | | | TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes. ~ Dustin Diamond |
| a day. ~ Boyd Matson | | | | 13. And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still |
| 4. Without question, the greatest invention in the | | | | deliver pizza. ~ Tiger Woods |
| history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the | | | | 14. People think Chef Boyardee is a great man. I think |
| wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does | | | | he's nothing but a pasta hater. What true lover of |
| not go nearly as well with pizza. ~ Dave Barry | | | | pasta could turn it into mush and shove it in a can? |
| 5. My sisters like cooking at my place. It has a bit | | | | That's not pasta. That's just plain wrong. ~ Author |
| more room, and the food tastes a little bit better. A big | | | | Unknown |
| pot of spaghetti and sauce, some warm French bread | | | | Hungry yet? Then call the local Italian eatery and order |
| - works all the time. I think I've been eating pasta for 26 | | | | a hot fresh pizza or a nice bowl of pasta. After all, it's |
| years. ~ Tom Brady | | | | Pizza and Pasta month and you have every right to |
| 6. As long as there's pasta and Chinese food in the | | | | celebrate. These pizza quotes and pasta quotes are |
| world, I'm okay. ~ Michael Chang | | | | just the appetizer. Let us remember why this food is |
| 7. Life is a combination of magic and pasta. ~ Fellini | | | | so good that we can't help but celebrate it. |
| 8. The whole thing of the risotto as a side dish with | | | | |